Your body is yours and yours alone.
Me (via thatsanawkwardthingtosay)

Unless it’s mine

(Reblogged from thatsanawkwardthingtosay)

out-of-the-zone:

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

*forgets and opens fridge two minutes later*

(Reblogged from toastocalypse)

overall summary of wtnv

  • secret police: cecil don't talk about the thing
  • cecil: tOO FU CKING L ATE
(Reblogged from mistress-strex)

thatsanawkwardthingtosay:

My friend and I had a web design project to make a video about school spirit (Chemic Pride). We enlisted the help of other classmates and this is what we came up with…

A school in Night Vale, obviously.

(Reblogged from thatsanawkwardthingtosay)

sometimes i pretend i’m funny, but then i realize that i’m definitely not funny and i should just shut up.

shut up.

bite me.

no gross.

stop it.

stupid head.

(Reblogged from inoticeyoureanerdfighter)

nightvales-voice:

darkowlblues7:

nightvales-voice:

Kiss someone with your tongue, and it is sensual and perhaps even sexy.

Shove your tongue down their throat and devour their mortal soul, and suddenly you’re "the devil" and way too forward.

Why do I get the feeling that has happened more than once to you?

I.. I run a news show, not an.. ask Cecil questions about the depths of his personal life show.

(Reblogged from nightvales-voice)
I know people normally order the cookies first, and then get them delivered weeks later, but sometimes a mother goes out of town, and the stepfather isn’t on top of his stepdaughter’s extracurricular activities, and then the child doesn’t know how to sell cookies on her own, so the kindly uncle, with a busy radio job, has to step in and buy up a bunch of boxes, so she can go camping with her friends while you continue to disappoint everyone with your inattention to detail, and sports gambling, and idiotic taste in shoes, Steve Carlsberg! Yes, Steve, this is how things sometimes happen.

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 44 - Cookies

(via nightvalequotes)
(Reblogged from nightvalequotes)

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
If it’s brown, flush it down.

(Reblogged from dad-official-deactivated2014042)

tallonrook:

perplexingly:

Based on the tags from this post(ノ*゜▽゜*)

Reblogging this one again because of the events of tonight~

(Reblogged from callalillyg)