overall summary of wtnv
- secret police: cecil don't talk about the thing
- cecil: tOO FU CKING L ATE
sometimes i pretend i’m funny, but then i realize that i’m definitely not funny and i should just shut up.
Kiss someone with your tongue, and it is sensual and perhaps even sexy.
Shove your tongue down their throat and devour their mortal soul, and suddenly you’re "the devil" and way too forward.
Why do I get the feeling that has happened more than once to you?
I.. I run a news show, not an.. ask Cecil questions about the depths of his personal life show.
Welcome to Night Vale
Episode 44 - Cookies(via nightvalequotes)
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
If it’s brown, flush it down.